[Verse 1]

Oh, my rival

Stands about five foot five

Has long blond hair

And weak blue eyes



My rival

Drives a Triumph sport car

Has muscles

And is a deceitful person



[Verse 2]

My rival

Is a mechanic on cars

Tells lewd stories and

Drugs in the bars



My rival

He is a Midtown scam

Has lines everywhere

And makes it with ladies

Come on



[Bridge]

Oh, and I haven't got nothing

And I'm dropping off to sleep

And I'm gonna be a killer

I'm gonna shore my confidence up



[Verse 3]

My rival

I'm gonna stab him on arrival

Shoot him dead with my rifle



My rival

He stole my girl away

Over 'bout a year

She was easy prey



[Verse 1]

And my rival

Stands about five foot five

Has long blond hair

And weak blue eyes



My rival

Drives a Triumph sport car

Has muscles

And is a deceitful person too

My rival



[Outro]

Sounds pretty hot