If you're having trouble with the high school head
He's giving you the blues
You wanna graduate but not in his bed
Here's what you gotta do:
Pick up the phone, I'm always home
Call me anytime



Just ring: 3-6, 2-4, 3-6, hey

I lead a life of crime



Dirty deeds (Done dirt cheap)

Dirty deeds (Done dirt cheap)

Dirty deeds (Done dirt cheep)

Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap



You got problems in your life of love?

You got a broken heart?

He's double dealin' with your best friend

That's when the tear drops start, fella

Pick up the phone, I'm here alone

Or make a social call



Come right in, forget about him

We'll have ourselves a ball



Dirty deeds (Done dirt cheap)

Dirty deeds (Done dirt cheap)

Dirty deeds (Done dirt cheep)

Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap



If you got a lady and you want her gone

But you ain't got the guts

She keeps naggin' at you night and day

Enough to drive you nuts

Pick up the phone, leave her alone

It's time you make a stand



For a fee, I'm happy to be

Your back door man



Dirty deeds (Done dirt cheap)

Dirty deeds (Done dirt cheap)

Dirty deeds (Done dirt cheep)

Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap



Concrete shoes

Cyanide

TNT (Done dirt cheap)

Neck ties

Contracts

High voltage (Done dirt cheap)



(Dirty deeds) Do anything you want me to

(Done dirt cheap)

(Dirty deeds) dirty deeds

Dirty deeds (Done dirt cheap)

Yeah!