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I mean I went into 7-11 I’m into 7-11 basically like this. Went into 7-11. I went in to buy a bottle of water and a BIC lighter, my purchase was elemental. (Laughter). So I put those two things down on the counter and the cashier was like “How old are you?” (Laughter) and I said “33” and he was like “ I’m gonna have to see some ID” (Laughter) so I gave my ID I slid [?] he picked it up
Start flipping up over and over again just like looking at it. They started squeezing it like a nightclub bouncer (Laughter) it’s like sir they’re taquitos rolling on a heating element over there.(Laughter) please be careful with my identity. (Laughter) so he was looking at it and he gave it back to me it was like “ I don’t know about this” (Laughter) and sold it to me anyway. And as walked out of there with a BIC lighter and a bottle of water I was like trying to talk myself out of my silent rage. You know like, oh maybe there’s a lot of dumpster fires around here (Laughter). Just keeping flames out of the hands of the babes I don’t know (Laughter)
Then I got home and i got the better me. I had to look it up. There is no age restriction on lighters. (Laughter). So how old did he think I was? (Laughter) do you think I was just three infants stuck on top of each other? (Laughter) it’s like put on a jean jacket and waddled into 7-11. (Laughter) I mean that’s ridiculous if I caught anything on fire I had water to put it out
(Laughter) no one’s gonna bother me for a while. I feel like, like I’ll be on my deathbed surrounded by my family just like looking off into the distance like how old did you think I was
(Laughter) and they don’t know what I’m talking about (Laughter). ‘Till a nurse walks by she’s like; “ hey, hey young man you get out of that deathbed” (Laughter) that bed is for dying people you get out of there (Laughter) well let me see some ID”