One sunny day I was riding my bike and smoking a joint 'cause thats what I like
A policeman stopped and and began to stare and he said
"Hey sonny what you smokin there?"
I said...

"its a reefer do you want some policeman
Its a reefer do you want a blast
Its a reefer do you want some policeman
Or would u prefer me to shove it up your ass?"

Well he put me in his car and he left my bike
And he took my reefer which he quite liked
We got to the station and his eyes were all red
And the sargent said, "constable, your out of your head!"
He said...

"YEAH, its a reefer do you want some sargent
Its a reefer do you want a blast
Its a reefer do you want some sargent
Or would u prefer me to shove it up your ass?"

Well he suspended the constable for his little joke
And he went to the bathroom to have a little toke
When he got back i'd rolled another eight and they were being passed round every-
Copper in the place

Well i sold then two ounces and one sixteenth
And they rolled the biggest joint that the world has ever seeeeeeeen
And they all sang together...

"Its a reefer, do you want some mindless
Its a reefer do you want a blast
Its a reefer do you want some mindless
Thanks for your company and thanks for the grass!"