Weezer - Thank God for Girls Lyrics

[Verse 1]The girl in the pastry shop with the net in herHair is making a cannoli for you toTake on your hiking trip in the woods with yourBros that you've known since second grade and youMay encounter dragons or ruffians and beCalled upon to employ your testosteroneIn a battle for supremacy and access toFemales glued to the TVAnd even if you are victorious you may receiveMany cuts, bruises, and scrapesAnd you will require band aids and antiseptic ointmentsAnd tender loving kisses on your stab woundsAnd when you come home she will be thereWaiting for you with a fire in her eyesAnd a big fat cannoli to shoveIn your mouth, and that's why you[Chorus]Thank God for girlsHolla Jesu Christe, from Tennessee to LAThank God for girlsOn your reckoning day, you better bow down and pray[Post-Chorus]She's so big, she's so strongShe's so energetic in her sweaty overallsThank God for girls (Thank God for girls)Thank God for girls (Thank God for girls), thank God for girls[Verse 2]I'm so glad I got a girl to think ofEven though she isn't mineI think about her all the day and all the nightIt's enough to know that she's aliveShe says I give her sweaty palms, she almost had a heart attackThe truth is that I'm just as scared, I don't know how to actI wish that I could get to know her better, but meeting upIn real life would 'cause the illusion to shatterI carved her name into all the treesSang a song down on one kneeLooking at the underwear page of the Sears catalogLike when I was 14I'm levitating like a magnet turnedThe wrong way aroundI'm like an Indian Fakir tryna meditate on aBed of nails with my pants pulled down[Chorus]Thank God for girlsHolla Jesu Christe, from Tennessee to LAThank God for girlsOn your reckoning day, you better bow down and pray[Post-Chorus]She's so big, she's so strongShe's so energetic in her sweaty overallsThank God for girls (Thank God for girls)Thank God for girls (Thank God for girls), thank God for girls[Outro]God took a rib from AdamGround it up in a centrifuge machineMixed it with cardamom and clovesMicrowaved it on the popcorn settingWhile Adam was like, "Ooh ooh! That really hurts!"(Going off into the tundra)So pissed at GodAnd he started lighting minor forest fires, stealing osprey eggsMessing with the bees who were tryingTo pollinate the echinacea, until God said"I'ma smite you with lonelinessAnd break your heart in two!"And Adam wept and wailedTearing out his hairFalling on his knees, looked toThe sky and said, "Thank God..."