I got a package recently, I was waiting for a package, from UPS. I think the slogan for UPS should be, “Give us a package, we'll only try to deliver it when the person isn’t home,” Don't worry, we'll leave a little yellow post-it note dangling in the breeze. Says we’re going to try again tomorrow, how about the exact same time. So quit your job, or else we'll keep doing this for about a year and a half. Then you'll have to get the package from out warehouse, which is in Juno, Alaska. The UPS warehouse in New York City open at Noon. Fucking Noon. I'm glad you run a shipping and receiving facility. But you have the hours of an east village trans record shop.