A burro is a sleeping bag for ground beef. My girlfriend works at hooters in the kitchen. You know Benin Hana, they twist their knifes into fucking cups and shit, get Benin hana to go, he's pointless. Are you sure? Cause if you did I don’t want this. I got a drive thru restaurant next to my house. They say they'll get your food to you in thirty seconds or less. That's too fucking fast. I didn’t think they could top, but they did the last time i was there I saw a dude that looked like me eating what I was going to order. Like you motherfuckers. We ordered a lot of chicken fingers. I was about ten chicken hands. I want a chicken thumb. They must be acclimating. No one ever orders them. I love carrot juice, but I went to this one store, and was like got any carrot juice, and they were like you mean orange? No. well carrots don't have juice and threw me a carrot, twist this. Fuck he's right. What's the orange shit I've been enjoying. One time I was supposed to be on Letterman, it was the same night as Madonna, and Madonna went long so I got bumped, but I went to eat Cantaloupe backstage so it was still cool. It was cut up into bite size pieces. I got paid nine hundred dollars to eat catalope taht's fucking unprecident. I rubbed that shit in my dad's face. You've never been paid that much to eat cantaloupe, you’ve always had to do it for free.