[Lead vocals: Edna P. Granbo]

[Verse]
We're the Morality Squad
Armed with the wrath of God
My name is Granbo
And here's my holy hot-rod
Freedom to all the people
Brave, true, and strong
Freedom for all the people
Unless I think you're wrong!

[Chorus]
Blasphemy!
Rapist mentality!
Teen suicide!
Necro-bestial anal butt sex!
Ohhhhh!

[Verse 2]
I got a couple of friends here
Trained by the CIA
Special agents here
To blow you the hell away!
GWAR, you're the worst
I'll put an end to you
You're even grosser than 2 Live Crew

[Chorus]
My grandson's a super hero
Just back from the war in Iraq
[Corporal Punishment:] "Well my name is Corporal Punishment
I wanna scratch yer back"
[Granbo:] My nephew Tiny
A hundred tons of man
[Tiny roars]

[Solo]

[Announcer, spoken:]
That's right folks, tonight at the massive Puke-O-Plex organized death arena!
We've got Granbo! Granbo! Granbo! And the Morality Squad!
Versus those Scumdogs of the Universe, GWAR!
See the nuclear-powered, 4-wheel drive Wheelchair of Death!
See the Cuttlefish of Cthulhu!
Get your tickets now now now now now!
It's awesome!
Be there, be there, be there, be there, be there, be there, be there...