I don't want another fruitcake,
I don't need another ugly tie... NO!
Heard they had a sale on go karts
Down at Wal Mart
Ho ho a good buy.
Got no money in my pocket.
Can't believe it's Christmastime.It's the crowds that bug me
Stuck in traffic like this.
It's kids causing a commotion.
It's shop at your own risk.It's that Tickle Me Elmo,
It's (dang) un-find-able
Christ-mas! Christ-mas!
Un-shopp-able!
Christ-mas! Christ-mas!It can make a feller uptight.
I must have been to fifteen stores or more.
All I wanted was a Lite Brite
But they sold out last night... of course.
Time I buy my kids a swing set,
I'd be broke forevermore...Tis the season of givin'.
Tis that time of year.
Twas the night before Christmas,
Twas a pain in the rear.
It's the credit card payment,
Its (ahhh) un-payable...Christ-mas! Christ-mas!
Return-able.
Christ-mas! Christ-mas!
You'll see Santa hop the rooftops
Rudolph's nose will be glowin' so bright.
There's a whole lot of parents losin' sleep
Nuthin' silent about this night...Oh, Christmas is pure promotion
Let us not forget why...
We're all out shoppin'.
We're all out buyin'.It's the off-key caroling.
Grandma's mistletoe kiss.
It's that one string of light bulbs
You can never get lit.
It's that gallon of egg nog,
It's so (uhhh) undrinkable.Christ-mas! Christ-mas!
Decorate-able.
Christ-mas! Christ-mas!It's the things you buy me baby.
It's the things I buy you darlin'...yeah.
It's the crowds that bug me
Stuck in traffic like this.
It's kids causing a commotion.
It's shop at your own risk.Its that Faith Hill CD.
They're all sold out-able.Christ-mas! Christ-mas!
Beautiful.
Christ-mas! Christ-mas!It's the things you buy me baby.
It's the things I buy you darlin'...yeah.